Left-wing guardians of the purity of our dialogue, Media Matters, has uncovered a “cesspool of bigotry and hatred” right here at the Daily Wire. Now that quote was not made up and, in fact, all of the quotes in what follows are real. And they are shocking, so you might want to hide the children in the backseat of your car and put your hands over the ears or other body parts of any ladies present so they aren’t corrupted by the incredible hatred that Media Matters unearthed.
For instance, the article says, Daily Wire podcaster Andrew Klavan “argued that the female body is ‘made to attract men,’ and women should sympathize with the ‘powerful sense of attraction’ that men feel. ‘If women are asking us to respect them, as we should,’ Klavan asked, ‘shouldn’t they have a little bit of understanding of our experiences?'”
I know. Despicable. To expect men and women to respect and understand one another’s feelings? For the sweet love of all that’s holy, that’s not who we are!
The article went on to say, “Klavan said there should be acceptable forms of blackface, such as if a child wants to dress up as Black Panther for Halloween.”
Are you kidding me? Are we to allow white children to have black people as heroes??? What kind of racist hell are we living in here? Does Ben Shapiro know what is going in this place even as I write?
I can only bear one more horrific example. “Klavan said the U.S. should not allow immigrants into this country who don’t share our ‘Western values.'”
Katie, bar the door and hold the phone and hold the door and bar the phone and who the hell is Katie? Are we going to keep people from entering this country just because they want to destroy it? What kind of monsters are we?
The article then went on to say that Michael Knowles also works here. So okay, there they have a point.
Editor’s Note: Because the internet is filled with foolish and utterly dishonest people, the editors of The Daily Wire wish to note that this column utilizes a literary device called sarcasm.