New Streaming Service For Liberals Just Has ‘Harry Potter’ And ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’
U.S.—A new streaming service targeting liberals has an amazing catalog of two shows to choose from: the entire Harry Potter series and The Handmaid’s Tale.
Libflix will let liberals stream the only two things they ever watch anyway. For just $9.99 a month, progressives can stream all the Harry Potter they want. Or, if they don’t feel like watching that, they can watch The Handmaid’s Tale. Both programs will include lots of special features like optional political commentary.
“We noticed that liberals were paying for all this content they weren’t watching,” said company founder Bob Libflix. “They might be tempted to click on a show that challenges their worldview, or God forbid, a documentary. Can you imagine if they’d watched Chernobyl and seen the horrors of the Soviet Union? I shudder to think.”
“Anyway, this is much simpler. Libs don’t have to browse through thousands of shows to find their two favorites.”
The service came under fire, though, after J.K. Rowling made some anti-transgender comments. “This is just like when Voldemort attacked the Ministry of Magic,” said one angered customer. “It’s like we’re living in Gilead.”
Harry Potter was quickly pulled from the service, and now it just has The Handmaid’s Tale, until that inevitably gets canceled for one reason or another.
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