https://twitchy.com/greg-3534/2020/10/16/uk-confirms-new-restrictions-on-sex-to-help-slow-covid-19/

The UK government confirmed earlier today that couples living in Tier 2 areas of the country that live apart will not be permitted to have sex indoors in order to slow the spread of Covid-19:

So, outdoors is legal?

LOL:

Lots of Brits in the replies are mentioning this park as the go-to area for outdoor fornication:

So, avoid it maybe?

Those with backyards are the real winners, however:

This is an accurate summary:

LOL, part 2:

Hint: They can’t:

And finally, yes. The world HAS gone nuts:

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