https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-appoints-conan-the-hero-dog-as-new-secretary-of-defense/

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump has fired Secretary of Defense Mark Esper. In his place, he has appointed well-qualified military veteran Conan the Hero Dog.

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