https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-announces-curfew-so-he-wont-have-to-wait-in-long-line-at-fancy-restaurants/

SACRAMENTO, CA—Governor Gavin Newsom has announced a curfew, telling Californians not to go out at night, so that he can reduce the wait time and fancy, expensive restaurants when he goes out to dine with his rich friends.

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