WASHINGTON, D.C.—The dangerous, evil, all-powerful, fascist, Nazi dictator Donald Trump has been voted out of office and censored, as is tradition for evil dictators.
“Donald Trump is a fascist dictator, but thankfully we stopped him by voting and censoring him,” said Speaker Nancy Pelosi. “He completely destroyed our democracy so we got rid of him with democracy. Good morning, Sunday morning!”
Madonna expressed relief that Dictator Trump was removed from office by a simple “rigged election,” saving her the effort of initiating “plan b,” which was blowing up the White House.
According to sources, the dangerous Nazi will leave the White House in an orderly way before peacefully retiring to Florida and holding the occasional rally, as dictators love to do. The peaceful democrats in power have vowed to pursue Trump, his family, and his friends to the ends of the earth and destroy their lives forever, as democrats love to do.
Trump’s most enthusiastic supporters expressed their disappointment in Trump being “the worst dictator ever.”
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