https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2021/05/02/apparently-what-washington-d-c-needs-right-now-is-kevin-bacon-to-save-them-from-covid-19-idiocy/

Meanwhile, in D.C., they’re letting you celebrate getting married again but you still can’t dance at the reception, either inside or OUTSIDE:

Sheesh:

And we’re pretty sure we’ve seen this movie before:

Help us Kevin Bacon, you’re our only hope:

How, exactly will D.C. police this anyway?

And, to think, they want to be a real state?

Sorry, D.C., but you’ve failed the pop quiz:

Game over:

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