Has anyone considered the possibility that Joe Biden’s prodigious consumption of ice cream has given him a permanent case of brain freeze? Now I know what you’re thinking: that explanation assumes he had a . . . do I really need to finish this sentence? At least he prefers soft-serve ice cream, which fits the progressive sensibility. I wonder if soft-serve works against COVID?

Headlines of the week:

I heard Brutal Russian Pancakes open for The Stones at Fillmore West in 1978.

And finally. . . a double bill this week:

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