https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/09/05/you-need-more-than-6-alyssa-milano-tweeting-about-dildos-to-own-texas-gun-owners-does-not-go-the-way-she-planned/

Weird take even for Alyssa.

Just a reminder, no one should ever take a Z-list actress who suddenly decided he/she/they wanted to be an activist when they grow up. And maybe our memory is fuzzy, but we don’t remember there being any sort of dildo amendment in the Constitution. Perhaps it sits with the free healthcare and free college piece we can never seem to find either.

Maybe she takes Sundays off?

WE’RE KIDDING.

And it’s funny, right?

SEE?! We weren’t the only ones to make that joke.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Pretty sure there’s a ‘hands-off our dildo’ joke here but it’s too early on a Sunday morning to make it.

Even though we kinda sorta just did

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