Has there ever been a self-immolation as complete as Jussie Smollett? Beyond the imagination of Tom Wolfe. It would be good if it marked a turning point in the media-race-hustle-industrial complex, but I doubt it. Still, it might be nice if the phrase “You’re Smollettin’ us again!” caught on. One person who no doubt likes this story: Chris Cuomo. It gets him off the top headline.

Headlines of the week:

She can go clubbing any time she wants.

Back when album covers were great.

The only sensible protest.

And people think Sharknado is fake!

And finally. . .

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