https://babylonbee.com/news/ron-desantis-bullies-kids-into-doing-whatever-they-want/

FLORIDA—Governor Ron DeSantis has come under harsh criticism for bullying a group of kids by forcing them to make their own choices and do whatever they want. The college kids were just minding their own business, wearing masks as instructed when DeSantis rudely offered to let them consider other options. 

“Take those masks off right now, or keep them on—just do whatever you want! Hey, you’re an American and America is a free country! You do you, man!” said a scary and imposing Governor DeSantis, intimidating the kids and leaving them with no choice but to choose whatever they wanted. 

“In that moment, I felt pressured to make a decision for myself instead of being forced into mask compliance by parents and teachers—I’ve never been bullied like that,” said James Klevins of the kids victimized by the Governor. “He literally MADE me do whatever I wanted to in that situation, fully my choice. So evil.”

Many have been quick to point out that masks are safe and effective, and DeSantis was wrong to give them a choice. Ron DeSantis has responded by stating that he follows the science and just recommends the same thing that Congress did by ditching masks. 

At publishing time, Ron Desantis was spotted bullying coffee shop patrons by telling them they didn’t have to stand 6 feet apart, that it doesn’t help anything. 


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