U.S.—NBC is bringing a brand new show starring Dave Ramsey to its 2022 fall lineup. The show will be called To Catch a Borrower and will feature the intimidating author of Financial Peace setting up sting operations to catch Christians in the act of buying things on their credit card.
“Hi there, John, why don’t you just have a seat there… you freaking idiot!” says Ramsey in the pilot episode after catching John Mettingly, a Christian, in the shameful act of purchasing a new set of golf clubs on his VISA. “Do you know who I am? I’m Dave FREAKING Ramsey and you’re BROKE, STUPID! What makes you think you can afford those golf clubs when you haven’t even finished Baby Step 2?”
“I’ll tell you what you can buy, buddy! BEANS and RICE, RICE and BEANS!”
The thrilling new show, based loosely on To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen, will have Dave Ramsey and his team set up hidden cameras in department stores as well as the homes of couples who are following his Financial Peace University program. They will then pose as telemarketers, online merchants, or store employees to tempt the hapless borrowers into borrowing even more.
“It’s a sick world we live in—a ton of borrowers prowling out there,” said Ramsey. “We’re gonna catch these morons before they destroy their finances and become financial slaves, one at a time.”
The show is set to premier on November 3rd.
This clever husband has found a way to avoid all his responsibilities: he just deflects blame onto Vladimir Putin. Smart!