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The most important mission of children’s entertainment is to instruct young minds in gender confusion and the most depraved sexual practices imaginable. In keeping with that time-honored mission, Disney is certainly delivering! Way to go, Disney!
Here are 9 exciting new trans-friendly shows for you to enjoy with your kids:
Sex & the City Junior – You loved the classic HBO show, now you can enjoy the reboot featuring 12-year-old trans kids! Is your trans kid like Carrie, or are they more of a Samantha?
Lightning McDragQueen – Everyone’s favorite red racecar is now a woman! It’s never too early to induce severe gender dysphoria in children, and this delightful new adventure in Radiator Springs will do the trick!
Boy Meets Boy – About time this show got an update for 2022!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Top-Surgery – Cartoon trans turtles help kids get over their fear of getting a double mastectomy at age 14. Important.
Good Tuck Charlie – A shot-for-shot remake of the Disney classic show Good Luck Charlie—except everyone’s trans now. NICE.
Doc McStuffin Her Pants – 6-year-old Dottie McStuffins realizes she’s actually a boy trapped in a little girl’s body and proceeds to perform gratuitous transition surgeries on all her stuffed animals.
Avatar: The Last Genderbender – The original Avatar featured themes of honor, duty, forgiveness, friendship, and sacrifice. This new version will teach something even more important: gender non-conformance.
Hormones Montana – Follows the exciting journey of Hannah Montana as she gets prescribed testosterone by a therapist at school without her parents’ permission to become Hank Montana!
Muppet Gaybies – Don’t be the only parents on the block without a gay baby. Sit them in front of the Muppet Gaybies today!
NOT SATIRE: Now that Disney has taken full responsibility for the moral upbringing of our kids, we think it’s probably time for a divorce.
Meet Tuttle Twins. A cartoon so “radical,” it doesn’t teach your kids about sex.
Instead, it teaches kids to stand up for freedom with hilarious episodes about individual rights, inflation, and how to civilly disagree.
Join us on April 5th, at 8:00 ET for a livestream with Babylon Bee’s own Kyle Mann as we debut Episode 8 of Tuttle Twins. In this episode of Tuttle Twins, the twins visit a magical toy factory and learn about the dangers of communism.