Welcome to Insanity Wrap, your weekly dose of the best of the worst. President Kamala Harris is the new big crazy.
- Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone (it’s the law)
- You can say anything you want in NYC (unless Mayor Adams disagrees)
- Short people got no reason (not to be hypocrites)
Before we get to today’s big story, here’s a short video to make you lose whatever little faith you might still have in humanity.
This Is Not a Sane World, Exhibit #1,000,006
Drag king preschool teacher says she won’t follow the laws of the Parental Rights in Education bill pic.twitter.com/TlD0tFadn3
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) April 4, 2022
Insanity Wrap’s third, fourth, and fifth grade teachers were Mrs. White, Mrs. Brown, and another Mrs. Brown, respectively.
If they had personal lives, or if any of the three of them were even extant outside of school hours, we had and have no idea.
(We’d have mentioned our pre-K through second grade teachers, but just can’t remember their names after all these years. Same story, though.)
Kamala Harris: Another Damn Thing We Have to Be Concerned About
We need to talk about Kamala Harris — by way of Presidentish Joe Biden.
Who knows if this will actually go anywhere, given the partisan rot infesting the Department of Justice, but “the Big Guy” has reemerged in the Hunter Biden grand jury. As Christopher Tremoglie quipped on Monday, “Biden once denied knowledge of Hunter’s business dealings; now, he’s certain they were not illegal.”
While it’s difficult on some days for Biden pére to discern anything, how is it at all possible for even the most cogent person to determine the nature of something about which they possess no knowledge?
(Insanity Wrap promises to try and avoid such George Will-esque pretentious sentences in the future.)
It’s been whispered, albeit loudly, for weeks that the real reason the Laptop from Hell story finally gained currency with Praetorian outfits like the New York Times and Washington Post is that the Democrats are ready to ditch the deeply unpopular president bringing them all down.
President Kamala Harris, anyone?
If Biden were forced out — whether actually for his corruption or dressed up as a health issue — Harris is not up to the job of even being a caretaker president like Gerald Ford.
We’d be in the middle of our most serious political crisis since Watergate, and that would require a steady hand at the wheel. Biden ought to be replaced by an experienced, moderate Dem — Insanity Wrap is assured they haven’t yet been hunted to extinction — who can serve as a steady hand.
A steady hand — not a nervous, cackling, unprepared, unserious, untested, and deeply unpopular VPOTUS with zero accomplishments of note.
Harris has got to go … but how?
You did this to the country, Democrats. You figure out how to undo it.
Before We Continue, a Brief Palate Cleanser…
After this man’s wife passed away, his children adopted a shelter dog for him to keep him company. Best decision in the world pic.twitter.com/AkxSHBUpgC
— made me smile 😅 (@mademe__smile) April 4, 2022
Insanity Wrap figured you needed a break before we went any deeper into this week’s craziness.
Your Weekly Dose of Mostly Peaceful Protest
You read that right.
Daniela Jampel, who served as an assistant corporation counsel, learned she was canned less than an hour after she confronted a caught-off-guard and apparently annoyed Adams over when he would “unmask our toddlers.”
The city where you can say whatever you want, provided it doesn’t challenge the authorities.
Quote of the Week
Consistency is not the hobgoblin of little people.
The Craziest Person in the World (This Week)
So this happened:
Washington, DC’s Bliss nightclub has apologized over an appalling spectacle in which the body of slain rapper Goonew was reportedly displayed on their stage at his own funeral. The memorial service took place Sunday, weeks after the hip-hopper was shot dead at 24 years old.
Bad taste? Maybe.
Disrespectful? Nah, Insanity Wrap is going to side with the mourners on this one.
Whether this actually happens we’ll never know, but Insanity Wrap has made our wishes known to Mrs. Insanity Wrap.
Embalm us just long enough to attend our own wake, propped up on a barstool with a martini by our left hand and a scotch by our right.
Then cremate our remains and keep the urn next to our favorite cocktail shaker.
Is that too much to ask?
Previously On Insanity Wrap: Biden’s COVID Relief ‘The Biggest Fraud in a Generation’
Your Weekly Dose of Mandated Unity
What could possibly go wrong at Salem-Keizer public schools?
Subsidize What You Want More Of
There are approximately 59,000 homeless in Los Angeles County.
Los Angeles plans to spend about $51,000 on each of them.
One More Thing…
That would explain … everything.
That’s a Wrap for this week.
Come back next week for another Insanity Wrap…
…assuming we make it that long.
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