In Comfortably Smug’s next #HackMadness tournament, there should be a match-up between Matthew Dowd and David French to determine which of them throws around Christianity more as an excuse for reasoned argument. Which is more self-righteous? Frankly, our money’s on Dowd. During the same show in which Nicolle Wallace drew a line from Glenn Youngkin and Ron DeSantis to Russian soldiers raping children, Dowd did his “if Jesus Christ were alive today” shtick. If Jesus were alive today, he’d be called a socialist, woke, and a groomer. We just wrote in a recent post how much the “groomer” label has stuck with the Left — they really, really don’t like it. Go ahead and call them woke, but don’t call them groomers.
BREAKING: Chief Bush-Cheney advisor: “If Jesus Christ was alive today, he would be called a groomer” pic.twitter.com/6he4MCIKhM
— Jack Posobiec ☦️ (@JackPosobiec) April 20, 2022
If Jesus Christ were alive today, he’d be blocked by Matthew Dowd on Twitter.
— AdamInHTownTX (Not a Biologist) (@AdamInHTownTX) April 20, 2022
In the Roman era, they had actual child brothels, and accordingly, Jesus spoke explicitly about valuing Children and protecting their innocence.
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) April 20, 2022
I can’t find in the Bible where Jesus introduced gender identity choices to 7 year olds while he had the children gathered at his feet
— Tom (@Syloustr) April 20, 2022
I must have missed the part where the disciples were little kids and Jesus talked about sex with them.
— Me and Howard Hughes (@MonkeyDespair) April 20, 2022
If MSNBC worked as hard on doing real journalism and reporting, as it does in finding stupid guests for their programs, they might be respectable.
— Rubio (@TxRubio) April 20, 2022
That’s a weird way to say you know absolutely nothing about the Catholic faith that you claim to have.
— Franklin Smith (@HowFrank2021) April 20, 2022
This man also said the best Catholics he knows are atheists. Very troubled individual. He needs prayers.
— sabrecav (@sabrecav) April 20, 2022
“But if anyone causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to stumble, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea”
— het Punaiseparadijs 📌📌📌 (@plafondpunaise) April 20, 2022
“Jesus hung around with prostitutes” is signal enough. This is groomer language. Christ accepted those who renounced their sins and followed him, not those who held their sins up as a banner to replace the void where personality should be.
— Braxton McCoy (@braxton_mccoy) April 20, 2022
Uhm… Jesus *is* alive. pic.twitter.com/CSxvSb8tCI
— CaroleJ (@zakasnak2) April 20, 2022
If this guy was actually Christian he wouldn’t talk about Jesus being alive in the past tense
— Kuug (@gringosuavex) April 20, 2022
Like I’m not a huge fan of Catholicism but there is just so much wrong with what he just said. I don’t even know where to begin
— A CodeChimp BS CS (@friesianv2) April 20, 2022
This entire episode of “Deadline: White House” should be preserved in a museum somewhere to always remind us that the media can always go lower.
MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace puts ‘parental choice’ in scare quotes, compares it to Russians raping children https://t.co/R9lMxrMhS3
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 20, 2022