We’ve given it some thought, and with his new comedy stylings on Twitter, we believe Rep. Eric Swalwell actually thinks he’s as witty as he thought he was likely to be elected president. This guy actually thought he could win the Democratic nomination — now he’s a Twitter troll whose shtick is calling other people Twitter trolls. His deep thoughts make David Hogg look like a Harvard student. What is this?
TALLAHASSEE (AP) — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs bill dissolving Disney’s private government after company criticized ‘Don’t Say Gay’ law.
— darlene superville (@dsupervilleap) April 22, 2022
That’s OK, AP, just keep calling it the “Don’t Say Gay” law.
Imagine wanting the right to attack gay people so badly that you’d kill Mickey Mouse to do it. https://t.co/DzqKon5ePt
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) April 22, 2022
What’s better? “Attacking” gay people or “killing Mickey Mouse”? Yeah, no chance Walt Disney World survives this.
Stop treating gays like we are weak people.
It’s creepy to talk to kindergartners about sex when you aren’t their parents. https://t.co/fUme7TtzfE
— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) April 23, 2022
My teacher’s personal lives: Didn’t need to know. Didn’t want to know.
— Ryan Bass (@ERDoctorRyan) April 23, 2022
When did being your students friend become a thing for teachers. I didn’t ever want to know about the personal lives of my teachers.
Do your job.
— Steve-O MFG (@Steve_OMFG) April 23, 2022
@RepSwalwell knows Mickey Mouse is a cartoon character, right?
— Patricia Sherwood (@PattiSherwoodWV) April 23, 2022
Kill Micky Mouse? Swalwell is so full of __it. The Mouse has had one of the longest copyrights in American history. Little did we know Disney could do almost anything it wanted to Florida, except convince parents that small children need sex & gender stuffed down their throats.
— Mountain Poet (@mtnpoet) April 23, 2022
I don’t think Eric Swalwell read the bill. Nothing in the bill attacked gay people. Nothing in the bill encouraged the attacking of gay people. Sad that he thinks the only way he can be snarky is to mistate things. He can be snarky without misinforming.
— Jeff Cross (@ViewsNewsCouch) April 23, 2022
Most of this wokeness is comes from self-appointed straight “allies” of the gay community who think THEY know what’s best for us. It’s a power play to exert dominance over the LGBT community. When we gays speak out against these social warriors “we” are called homophobic. Unreal.
— CMpaugh (@CMpaugh) April 23, 2022
I truly believe it is creepy to talk kindergarteners about sex, period. Call me small minded. I don’t care.
— Brock Shelton (@brock_shelton10) April 23, 2022
I think it’s creepier to talk to Chinese spies when you’re supposedly on an intelligence committee. I bet a lot of people agree with me.
— PaulZilla (@seventyw30) April 23, 2022
Disney is owned by the CCP and so is Swalwell.
— Christian Shute (@ChristianShute) April 23, 2022
@ericswalwell did Fang Fang talk to you about sex?
— Daniel SAL Salgado (@Subaru_Sal) April 23, 2022
We just did a post on how conservatives are still arguing back and forth over whether stripping Walt Disney World of its self-governing status was the right thing to do … and of course liberals like Swalwell come along and say we’re “killing Mickey Mouse” because that’s all they are and all they know.
Conservatives continue to debate whether Florida is right to strip Disney World of special tax status https://t.co/v2FoiHGHtR
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 23, 2022