Comrades, the dissident messenger known as Joe Dan Gorman has surfaced again, just long enough to transmit another Tokyo Rose’ broadcast in a coded frequency only receivable by patriots with a funny bone. This natural coded messaging ensures communists and leftists are incapable of receiving it.
This spring edition comes from deep in the underground bunker of the Rebel Alliance. Pull out those super-secret decoder rings, and enjoy the transmission before the deep state satellite interception trucks show up on your driveway…
We, the free-thinking American people, are now intellectual dissidents in our own country. Comrade rebels, don’t forget to eat this broadcast after sharing.