NEW YORK, NY—According to sources, local feminist business executive Sarah McAndrews prefers to unwind after a hard day at work by sitting on the couch with a pint of ice cream while fantasizing about being a happily married stay-at-home mom. 

“We all have our own routines to help us unwind after a 12-hour day of doing the bidding of our corporate overlords,” said McAndrews while demolishing a pint of Chunky Monkey and half a cheesecake. “Mine just happens to involve eating Ben & Jerry’s and daydreaming about being a homeschooling mother of 6 with a garden and a bunch of goats and chickens and a husband who looks like a lumberjack but is a sensitive poet who makes a million dollars per year and gives me everything I want.” 

Experts claim that approximately 99.8% of feminists in the corporate world unwind the exact same way, while the other 0.2% are male feminists. 

“I dare not let anyone know what I fantasize about, otherwise people will think I’m a bad feminist,” said McAndrews. “Hey! You’re not writing this down, are you?” 

At time of publishing, McAndrews started dating a guy but dumped him after finding out he dreamed of marrying a stay-at-home mom and having 6 kids. Gross!

The left, celebrities, and athletes will take money from China, but they sure don’t like talking about China. Tap your foot to the hit song parody of “We Don’t Talk About Bruno”!

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