U.S.—As the baby formula crisis continues to grow, more families have opted for an alternative formula source and have started taking whey protein instead. The babies will still get everything they need for healthy development, as well as 50grams of protein per bottle. 

“We urge everyone unable to find baby formula right now to switch to whey protein powder. This will provide your child with all the necessary vitamins and nutrients, while also giving them sick gains,” said Dr. Hank Bulkems, a professional bodybuilder and baby formula chemist. “What babies need right now is a delicious combination of cookies ‘n cream flavor combined with whey isolate protein powder.”

Many parents have reported that since they’ve switched to whey powder formula, their children have seen tremendous results. “Just the other day our son was shaking around his rattle, and today he’s shaking around my kettlebells!” said local parent Fred Griffin. “We even saw him on the baby cam in his crib doing crunches working on toning his abs!”

Other parents have expressed concerns that their babies are liking the protein powder formula a little too much. They claim that their babies have been cutting off the sleeves of all their jammies and cry nonstop when you take them away from the mirror they were flexing in front of. 

At publishing time, protein formula babies across the country were refusing to watch episodes of Cocomelon in favor of watching hours of YouTube videos about new exercises and proper lift techniques. 

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