President Joe Biden was the guest of honor on last night’s edition of “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” and in case you missed it, this episode was even more riveting than what Kimmel usually has on offer.

Of course, we already told you about the big blast of brilliance that was Joe Biden attempting to navigate his thoughts on his achievements before getting hopelessly lost in the corn maze that is his brain and requiring Kimmel to cut to commercial. But that was far from the only highlight from last night.

There was also this, regarding gun control:

Transcript (well, an attempted transcript, at least … it wasn’t easy to figure out exactly what he was saying):

“You got to make sure that this becomes a voting issue. It’s gotta be one of those issues where you decide your position on the issue, a senator or candidate for House or Senate on what we’re gonna do with assault weapons [***just a stutter***] it’ll have 300 rounds in a magazine and mag— I mean, what you say on those things is gonna determine how I vote for you.”

If what you say on those things is gonna determine how we vote for you, well, it’s safe to conclude that no one should be voting for Joe Biden.

But he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

Guessing it looks a little something like this:

Pretty scary-looking!

Yeah, we definitely wouldn’t want to get our hands all over those.

Well, yeah. Of course.

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