Selling Trump swag is a lucrative hustle. My Puerto Rican, gun-toting, Trump-loving fiancé and I own a collection that includes but is in no way limited to:
- 17 Trump t-shirts
- 11 Trump/patriot flags
- numerous Trump stickers
- 1 zippo
- 1 watch (mine)
- 1 Trump suit (mine)
- 9 Trump hats (winter and summer, his and hers)
- 1 dwindling roll of “Biden Did That!” gas stickers
Imagine my surprise (that’s sarcasm) to learn that a Volkswagen Jetta with a bumper sticker depicting Trump as Hitler crashed through the store window of a shop selling Trump merch in Easton, MASS.
Car with anti-Trump bumper sticker slams through front window of New England Pro-Trump store | Just The News https://t.co/SNjZnxgjHg
— Just the News (@JustTheNews) June 17, 2022
FACT-O-RAMA! I travel for a living. I’ve been to numerous Trump stores across the nation. I’ve never even seen a Biden merch shop.
The store window was full of Trump flags. The car damaged or destroyed racks and tables of t-shirts, hats, and various forms of Trump plunder, but missed the one person who was nearby.
The police are still investigating the “accident” and no charges have been announced against the driver, a 46-year-old man from the nearby town of Raynham. He was taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. No one else was hurt.
In a twist of suh-weet irony, the car also had a sticker with a quote by French author Voltaire: “Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.”
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Store owner Keith Lambert told police that a mother and her young son were shopping in the Trump section moments before the driver tromped through.
Is this domestic terrorism? Let’s ask the FBI. Their definition of domestic terrorism:
involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State; appear to be intended to intimidate or coerce a civilian population; to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping; and occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States
This “accident” seems a little “dom-terr” if you ask me.
You can watch it here and decide for yourself.