Meet Dr. Lara Jirmanus from Revere, Mass. She’s furious that the crew that delivered her new dishwasher, who was wearing cloth masks mind you, refused to wear N95 masks while installing the new appliance (stick around for the surprise ending):

According to Dr. Jirmanus, one of the installers said “I’m the boss here and we wear our own masks. If you need us to wear something different we will leave, and you can wait until the pandemic is over to get a new dishwasher.”

Dr. Jirmanus added, “I should be able to keep the air in my own house safe”:

Why can’t she just wear a mask? Well, she has an answer for that, too:

Might we suggest everyone just go to a different room until the bad men leave?

It sounds like she wants mask mandates back:

Best Buy, she’s coming for you:

She also had the windows open and air purifiers running the entire time!

Now, here’s the surprise ending. . .

She measured incorrectly and had to send the dishwasher back:




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