Tristan ‘I am a lawyer’ Snell received a proper Twitter dragging after claiming that NYT reporter, Maggie Haberman, ‘appears’ to have committed a felony.

We’re not lawyers. To us, ‘misprision’ sounds like a private male medical condition you hear about on late-night TV commercials.

To Twitter users who actually understand the law, Snell’s understanding of ‘misprision’ is absurd.

Why does the Left have the long knives out for Maggie Haberman? Here’s the background.

They’re claiming Haberman knew Trump illegally possessed government documents a year ago and failed to report the ‘crime’. Anyone who gets in the way of the Left’s ‘walls are closing’ scoop du jour is going to get savaged. Them’s the rules.

Snell’s ploy paid off with many among the rank-and-file blue wave emoji crowd. We’ll spare you their swooning at the thought of dragging Haberman off in chains to the hoosegow.

Lawyerly Twitter, however, did not hold back in letting Snell know how wrong he was.

Read the thread for the legalese. We’ll move on to the tar-and-feathering stage.


Uh oh! Looks like Tristan did a misprision!

We’re conflicted. Yes, he should stop, but reporting horrible Twitter takes is sort of our thing.


Tristan has not improved the situation.

It’s so beautiful. We can’t look away.

It’s a bold move Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.

Yep, there it is.

His tweets are gonna be so weird though … ‘I’m not a journalist … but I am a cashier at the Piggly Wiggly.’


‘Do you even WestLaw, bro?’


Shakes Magic 8 Ball … ‘Very Doubtful’.

LOL. Sorry, Maggie.

Not for lack of trying by the other professions, but Snell is doing his best to put Team Lawyer in the lead.

Clout-Chasing Dingus used to open for Jackyl back in the 90’s.

Lamppost. Ha!

Anyone else notice the anti-fascist crowd is having fever dreams about imprisoning a journalist? Weird, huh? (Not really.)

It’s not the first time Snell has waded into the waters of lousy lawyering. We doubt it will be the last.

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