Awww, bless Nancy Pelosi’s old, bitter, shriveled, little heart. She told PBS that she believes Democrats can defy the history books and maintain control of Congress.

Forget history, the Democrats’ agenda is not a popular one, claiming unless you vote for THEIR PARTY you’re destroying democracy and OH YEAH, aborting babies is super important and stuff.

Americans care more about their pocketbooks and safety, Nan.

But keep telling yourself that.

We almost feel sorry for her.



So much meep.

Too soon?


Even the Democrats don’t want her …

That would help.



Harmeet Dhillon OWNS blue-check whining about Lake and Masters suing to keep Maricopa County open

‘Democracy/My Ballot’ tweets MOCKING Dems for their midterms ‘MUH DEMOCRACY’ agenda gives us life

Dem Rep. Ashley Aune SO UPSET over poll worker’s EARRINGS she pulls a Karen and calls ‘the manager’


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