Man Waits To Form Opinion On All Major Issues Until Corporate Brands Weigh In
CHINO, CA—Local man Brad Zwygart says he no longer can form opinions of his own, as he always...
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Author: The Babylon Bee
Nation Looks Forward To Glorious Future Where Every Business In Town Is Owned By Walmart Or Amazon
Nation Looks Forward To Glorious Future Where Every Business In Town Is Owned By Walmart Or Amazon...
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Absentminded Joe Biden Accidentally Mails Stimulus Checks To Defense Contractors Instead Of Americans
Absentminded Joe Biden Accidentally Mails Stimulus Checks To Defense Contractors Instead Of...
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The Bee Explains: The Equality Act
What’s this Equality Act you’ve been hearing about? Is it the end of American liberty...
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Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue
ORLANDO, FL—Three conservative CPAC attendees refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at the...
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Proud Obama Awards His Nobel Peace Prize To Biden For Bombing Syria
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Joe Biden has in his first one hundred days hit a milestone of every...
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Middle Easterners Begin Painting Transgender Flag Colors On Doorposts To Avoid Biden Drone Strikes
Middle Easterners Begin Painting Transgender Flag Colors On Doorposts To Avoid Biden Drone Strikes...
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Biden Clarifies That Stimulus Checks Are 'Just An Idea'
WASHINGTON, D.C.—As more and more Americans start wondering where the $2,000 stimulus checks Joe...
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Rep MTG Writes 'THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS' In Skies Above Capitol
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene got into a spat with another congressperson...
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Pennywise The Clown Rebrands Underground Sewer Lair As 'Overflow Facility For Unaccompanied Minors'
Pennywise The Clown Rebrands Underground Sewer Lair As ‘Overflow Facility For Unaccompanied...
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