Author: The Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY—The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics is reporting a drastic rise in the...

ERIE, PA—According to sources, local dad Dale Jeffers has managed to end a FaceTime call,...

TALLAHASSEE, FL —Florida Governor Ron DeSantis stirred up controversy this week after he...

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Members of the Biden Administration were in high spirits and celebrating the...

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LOS ANGELES, CA—Local man Mick Paulson was immediately canonized as a Christian saint after he...

U.S.—The nation has begun clamoring for common-sense Alec Baldwin control to curb unnecessary...

CHICAGO, IL—In a powerful, emotional moment in the Jussie Smollett trial Thursday, a mirror was...

HOUSTON, TX—After contractors discovered hundreds of envelopes full of cash in the walls of...

PEAKS HOLLOW, MT—Local man Hank Grizzle started up his personal savings account strong this year...