In Order To Appeal To Suburban Christian Women, Vaccine To Be Distributed Through A Pyramid Scheme
In Order To Appeal To Suburban Christian Women, Vaccine To Be Distributed Through A Pyramid Scheme...
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Author: The Babylon Bee
A Touching Gesture: Kamala Harris Just Sent Joe Biden 17 Get Well Soon Puppies
Our hearts are touched! In a nice gesture, Kamala Harris sent Joe Biden a baker’s dozen get-well-soon puppies! Awww! So cute! Biden injured himself while playing with his dog, and this is sure to cheer him up! After...
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Transition Team Begins Installing Life Alert Buttons Throughout White House
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The presidential transition team began installing Life Alert buttons throughout...
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Smoke Rises From Capitol Building Signifying House Vote To Decriminalize Marijuana
Smoke Rises From Capitol Building Signifying House Vote To Decriminalize Marijuana WASHINGTON,...
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California To Issue Democrat Politicians Special ID Cards Allowing Them To Break Lockdown Rules
California To Issue Democrat Politicians Special ID Cards Allowing Them To Break Lockdown Rules...
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138,000 Kids Suddenly Added To Santa's Nice List In Middle Of Night
NORTH POLE—Santa Claus’s nice list is said to be run on trustworthy software, safe and...
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AOC Shares Plan To Enact Socialism For Five Easy Payments Of $49.99
NEW YORK, NY—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, widely regarded as the world’s smartest...
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Secret Service Puts Finishing Touches On Biden's New Presidential Scooter
WASHINGTON, D.C.—As part of the transition to a new administration, the Secret Service is working...
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First Baptist Dallas Visitor Gift Bag Comes With A Free Bible And AR-15
DALLAS, TX—Pastor Robert Jeffress of First Baptist Dallas announced on Sunday that their visitor...
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Disney World Updates Hall Of Presidents To Include Kamala Harris
ORLANDO, FL—In preparation for the new administration, the legendary Disney World Hall of...
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