Weird: Democrats Suddenly Saying 'Woman' Today As If Everyone Knows What It Means
U.S.—Following the overturning of Roe v. Wade, Democrats nationwide have been accusing the Supreme...
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Author: The Babylon Bee
Delivery Guy Patiently Waits 'Til You're In Bathroom To Deliver Package That Requires Signature
U.S.—Shocking new research has revealed that delivery persons carrying sensitive packages...
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Dems Pause January 6 Hearings To Call For Insurrection
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have temporarily pushed pause on the January 6th hearings in...
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Kavanaugh Burns Down His Home Just To Get It Over With
WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources in the D.C. area, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh...
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'Pretty Cool We Overturned Roe, Right Fellas?' Says David French Trying To Sit At Trump Voters' Lunch Table
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Following the U.S. Supreme Court’s 6-3 ruling overturning the...
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Authorities Warn Tonight's Protests May Escalate From 'Mostly Peaceful' To 'Somewhat Peaceful'
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Homeland Security has raised the level of its National Protest Advisory...
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Leaps Of Joy Felt In Millions Of Wombs Across Nation
US—Across the country, a “mysterious leap” was reportedly felt in the wombs of...
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Roe V. Wade Aborted In 198th Trimester
U.S.—After making it to the 198th trimester, Roe V. Wade has been aborted. Conceived all the...
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10 More Taxes The Government Should Pause Forever
Brought to you by: President Biden has asked Congress to implement a federal gas tax holiday to...
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Man Takes Shot Every Time CNN Says ‘January 6’, Dies
HARRISONBURG — This week, fraternity member Bill Williamson died from alcohol poisoning during a...
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