Report: By 2026 Everyone In U.S. Will Be Working For IRS And Will All Just Be Auditing Each Other
U.S. — A new report is predicting a 0% unemployment rate by the year 2026, as every American will...
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Category: The Babylon Bee
10 Ways To Avoid Getting Audited By One Of The 87,000 New IRS Agents
Brought to you by PublicSq.An audit by the IRS is no joke. If you’re Nicolas Cage it could...
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Father Who Knows 40-Year-Old Baseball Stats Only Vaguely Aware Of Kids’ Ages
ROYAL OAK, MI — Local Dad Jeff Francis is widely known as a loving and devoted father, but some...
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4D Chess: Trump Saves His Cache Of Classified Documents From FBI Confiscation By Labeling Them ‘Epstein’s Client List’
PALM BEACH, FL — Federal agents left empty-handed following a raid on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago...
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Strong, Independent Woman Accompanies Strong, Independent Woman To Restroom
SEATTLE, WA — A strong, independent woman accompanied a strong, independent to the restroom in a...
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Enlightened Trump Takes Vow Of Silence
NEW YORK, NY — In what many are calling the most powerful 5th Amendment plea ever, enlightened...
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Saruman Breeds Army Of 87,000 More Tax Collectors
MORDOR — In order to ensure the kingdoms of Middle Earth pay their fair share to The Great Eye,...
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Success! You Managed To Get One Pant Leg On Your Toddler! UPDATE: BOTH LEGS ARE OUT AGAIN PLEASE SEND HELP
See, that wasn’t so hard! According to your spouse, you were just instructed to go change...
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‘You’ll Never Take Me Alive, Coppers!’ Shouts Trump Speeding Away From FBI Agents In Golf Cart
PALM BEACH, FL — Former President Donald J. Trump was seen fleeing on a golf cart while shouting...
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Report: FBI Raided Mar-A-Lago After Tip That Parents Were Protesting A School Board Meeting There
PALM BEACH, FL — Amid mounting accusations of attempting to intimidate former President Trump from...
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Man Tries To Get Into Heaven By Showing God Ukraine Flag In His Twitter Bio
PEARLY GATES — Anthony Spinner, a Wisconsin man who’d recently been broken in half during a...
Read MoreMan Tries To Get Into Heaven By Showing God Ukraine Flag In His Twitter Bio
PEARLY GATES — Anthony Spinner, a Wisconsin man who’d recently been broken in half during a backyard wrestling match, attempted to argue his way into the Kingdom of Heaven by showing Saint Peter the Ukraine flag he placed...
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