After Fending Off Pandemic Challenger, Planned Parenthood Retains Title For Most Americans Killed In 2020
After Fending Off Pandemic Challenger, Planned Parenthood Retains Title For Most Americans Killed...
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Church Cafe Offers Triple Espresso Shots To Help Members Get Through Pastor's 12-Part Series On Leviticus
Church Cafe Offers Triple Espresso Shots To Help Members Get Through Pastor’s 12-Part Series...
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Sidney Powell Promises To Very Soon Show Us A Real UFO
WASHINGTON D.C.—Attorney Sidney Powell has vowed to any day now “release the space Kraken” —...
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Man Pretends To Understand G.K. Chesterton Book
Man Pretends To Understand G.K. Chesterton Book ONTARIO, CA—Local man Kyle Nicolay settled in with...
Read MoreState Governor Frees All Drug Dealers To Provide Prison Space For Families Celebrating Thanksgiving
SALEM, OR—To prepare for the influx of Thanksgiving rulebreakers, Oregon Governor Kate Brown has ordered all drug dealers to be freed from prison to make room for all the families who violate COVID restrictions. The...
Read MoreJust Hours After Being Placed In Cuomo's Possession, Emmy Statue Dies Of COVID
NEW YORK, NY—Just hours after Governor Andrew Cuomo accepted an International Emmy for his amazing, informative, not-at-all-filled-with-propaganda COVID press briefings, his Emmy award passed away of COVID-19, sources...
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To Avoid Thanksgiving Restrictions, Family Having Several Clumps Of Cells Over Instead
To Avoid Thanksgiving Restrictions, Family Having Several Clumps Of Cells Over Instead REDDING,...
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Hunter Biden Arrives At White House Dressed As Turkey In Hopes Of Being Pardoned By Trump
Hunter Biden Arrives At White House Dressed As Turkey In Hopes Of Being Pardoned By Trump...
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Babylon Mom: How To Be Vulnerable While Still Showing Off Your Perfect Abs
Hey everyone, sorry it’s been a while since I’ve updated this blog. Life has just been crazy in...
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Sad: Libertarian Wants To Have Big Thanksgiving To Defy Government But No One Wants To Hang Out With Him
Sad: Libertarian Wants To Have Big Thanksgiving To Defy Government But No One Wants To Hang Out...
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Effectiveness Of Masks Questioned With New Study Showing High Death Rate For Stormtroopers
Effectiveness Of Masks Questioned With New Study Showing High Death Rate For Stormtroopers...
Read MoreWalmart Thanks Government For Completely Obliterating Their Small Business Competition
U.S.—In an open letter addressed to state officials, Walmart leadership expressed gratefulness to the government for inflating their sales and stock prices while completely pulverizing their small business...
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